How to keep White People off the Street during the Corona Virus

It’s Spring Break at Rona’s, but only white people are dancing

There’s party at Rona’s, and nobody white is missing a beat.

“Crack open the corona Tanner! Wash down this semester's stress with some fun in the sun!”

It’s Spring break for white people. The rest of us are quarantined.

This year’s corona isn’t a thirst quencher, unless you count liquefied lungs. 2020’s corona sends you on a feverish…